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Santa decided to visit his brother in Chennai.
He assumed that most madrasis would speak English but found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the train. He punched Santa`s ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures like a windmill. Santa simply nodded from time to time to show him that he was interested.
When he had gone, a man in the compartment leaned forward and asked if he spoke Tamil.
`No,` Santa confessed.
`Then that explains,` the man said, `why you didn`t bat an eyelid when he told you that you were on the wrong train!`
- Park walking One day 3 brothers are walking around the part when they came across something in the middle of their path `it looks like SHlT!` said the first brother `i better check it out` he lean forward and took a deep breath `Smells like SHlT!` he said.
- A bumper draw! A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, 'Pack your bags, I`ve won the...
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The Light .. A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient`s room.He found Santa sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.Banta was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. - The Signalman job... Santa is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give Santa a pop quiz, asking: `What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?` - Change Please! Major Banta needed to use a pay phone, but didn`t have change for Rs.10/- note. He saw Soldier Santa mopping the base`s corridor floors, and asked him, `Santar, do you have change for Rs.10/-?`