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A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.
`How can I help you?` asked the stylist.
`Listen lady, I`m a rich man but I haven`t been able to solve my balding problem,` the guy explained, `I went for a hair transplant but I couldn`t stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I`ll pay you Rs. 1,00,000.`
`No problem,` said the stylist, and she quickly shaved her head.
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Can I stay? Santa to Banta: You`ll never believe what happened last night.
Banta: `Well then, tell me what... - Park walking One day 3 brothers are walking around the part when they came across something in the middle of their path `it looks like SHlT!` said the first brother `i better check it out` he lean forward and took a deep breath `Smells like SHlT!` he said.
- A bumper draw! A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, 'Pack your bags, I`ve won the...
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The Light .. A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient`s room.He found Santa sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.Banta was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. - The Signalman job... Santa is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give Santa a pop quiz, asking: `What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?`