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Santa was visiting the big city for the first time. He checks in at the hotel, and the bell boy takes his bags.
He follows the boy, and as the door closes, he looks around and shakes his fist at him. `Young man, I may be from the village and unfamiliar with the city, but that don`t mean I`m stupid! I paid good money, and this room won`t do at all! It`s too small, and without proper ventilation! Why there`s not even a bed!`
The bellboy looks at Santa and says, `Sir, this isn`t your room, it`s the elevator!`
- Wrong train Santa decided to visit his brother in Chennai.
He assumed that most madrasis would speak English but found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the train. He punched Santa`s ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures like a windmill. Santa simply nodded from time to time to show him that he was interested. -
Can I stay? Santa to Banta: You`ll never believe what happened last night.
Banta: `Well then, tell me what... - Park walking One day 3 brothers are walking around the part when they came across something in the middle of their path `it looks like SHlT!` said the first brother `i better check it out` he lean forward and took a deep breath `Smells like SHlT!` he said.
- A bumper draw! A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, 'Pack your bags, I`ve won the...
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The Light .. A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient`s room.He found Santa sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.Banta was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.