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"Once Santa and Banta were going to Ludhiana.
When they reached there, Santa got of the bus first, when Banta was about to get down, Santa said,""wait ,what is this,lying on the road?"
"He picks it up on his finger and put it in his mouth "
"Oh shit!,this is cowdung"
Banta said, "Shukar kar paare(foot) nahi librya!!!!"" "
- Balding problem ! A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.
`How can I help you?` asked the stylist. Listen lady, I`m a rich man but... - Wrong train Santa decided to visit his brother in Chennai.
He assumed that most madrasis would speak English but found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the train. He punched Santa`s ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures like a windmill. Santa simply nodded from time to time to show him that he was interested. -
Can I stay? Santa to Banta: You`ll never believe what happened last night.
Banta: `Well then, tell me what... - Park walking One day 3 brothers are walking around the part when they came across something in the middle of their path `it looks like SHlT!` said the first brother `i better check it out` he lean forward and took a deep breath `Smells like SHlT!` he said.
- A bumper draw! A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, 'Pack your bags, I`ve won the...