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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says "I`m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, `Guess who?`"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I`m a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
- Elevator Santa was visiting the big city for the first time. He checks in at the hotel, and the bell boy takes his bags.
- Balding problem ! A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.
`How can I help you?` asked the stylist. Listen lady, I`m a rich man but... - Wrong train Santa decided to visit his brother in Chennai.
He assumed that most madrasis would speak English but found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the train. He punched Santa`s ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures like a windmill. Santa simply nodded from time to time to show him that he was interested. -
Can I stay? Santa to Banta: You`ll never believe what happened last night.
Banta: `Well then, tell me what... - Park walking One day 3 brothers are walking around the part when they came across something in the middle of their path `it looks like SHlT!` said the first brother `i better check it out` he lean forward and took a deep breath `Smells like SHlT!` he said.