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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine s day. What do you think it means?"
"You ll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams"
- Bus Station 'Once Santa and Banta were going to Ludhiana.
When they reached there, Santa got of the bus first, when Banta was about to get down, Santa said,''wait ,what is this,lying on the road?' - Elevator Santa was visiting the big city for the first time. He checks in at the hotel, and the bell boy takes his bags.
- Balding problem ! A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.
`How can I help you?` asked the stylist. Listen lady, I`m a rich man but... - Wrong train Santa decided to visit his brother in Chennai.
He assumed that most madrasis would speak English but found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the train. He punched Santa`s ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures like a windmill. Santa simply nodded from time to time to show him that he was interested. -
Can I stay? Santa to Banta: You`ll never believe what happened last night.
Banta: `Well then, tell me what...