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Santa Banta were driving their Maruti to the spot where they intended to place their bomb.
Santa looked very worried. "Banta, what happens if the bomb we have on the back seat blows up before we get to the site?"
"Not to worry," replied Banta, "I have a spare one in my attaché case."
- Before brand! I happened to be in Stockholm on a business trip last month and was dining in a restaurant. Before ordering my dinner I asked for a whisky.'Which is the best...
- Memo: Procedures!! All, The procedure is, that the procedure will change until the new procedure is in place, which is also subject to change. The above procedure is invalid. The procedure to implement the procedure above has been...
- Never assume again..... There`s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...
- The Lion`s den? A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and...
- An honest lawyer? A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl`s grandmother.
On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, 'Mommy, do they ever bury...