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One taxi driver in Lahore to another, "Did you hear that the Pakistan government bought a thousand septic tanks?"
The other driver replied, "Yes, and as soon as they learn to drive them, they`re going to invade India."
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Santa in train Santa was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket. Santa politely asked, 'Which one should I show, the one in my right pocket or the one in my left pocket?' The T.C. was taken aback. He then said... - Before brand! I happened to be in Stockholm on a business trip last month and was dining in a restaurant. Before ordering my dinner I asked for a whisky.'Which is the best...
- Memo: Procedures!! All, The procedure is, that the procedure will change until the new procedure is in place, which is also subject to change. The above procedure is invalid. The procedure to implement the procedure above has been...
- Never assume again..... There`s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...
- The Lion`s den? A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and...