| A 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100." She looked around and didn t see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100." Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I ve got 40 more years to live! So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe. When she left the plastic surgeon s office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven. She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?". God said: "I didn t recognize you". |