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    An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
    A student asked, "What`s the matter, Mrs.Sheridan?"
    "Tense," she replied, describing her emotional state.
    After a slight pause the student tried again, "What was the matter? What has been the matter? What migh thave been the matter...?
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  • Grandmother`s gift When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.
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  • Valentine cards A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing 'Love' stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
    He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them
  • Bus Station 'Once Santa and Banta were going to Ludhiana.
    When they reached there, Santa got of the bus first, when Banta was about to get down, Santa said,''wait ,what is this,lying on the road?'
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