The Busy Barber!

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    This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
    The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
    The guy leaves.

    A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
    The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 2 hours."
    The guy leaves.

    A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
    The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half."
    The guy leaves.

    The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."

    In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks,"Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
    Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
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