| For the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handling the attendant $.50, he could not help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents." "Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grim, "You are really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now." |