Puncture or not!

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    Once Banta was sitting in his drawing room with his cock inside a glass filled with water.
    His wife came and asked what the hell he was doing.
    Banta answered that his cock was not getting proper erection. He just wanted to see whether it is Ok or punctured.
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  • Fun in Hell A guy dies and wakes up to find he is in hell. He`s really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thinks to himself `I know I lead a wild life but I wasn`t that bad. I never thought it would come to this.` Looking up he sees that it is his turn to be processed into hell. With fear and a heavy heart, he walks up to the counselor.
  • Who is better? Once Banta and his girl friend were fighting over who was a better at thinking better. They both decided to think for a minute and present their thoughts a minute later Banta presented a poem - Two plus Two is Four plus five is nine
  • Power of Healing ! Banta had reached in his early 40`s yet he was unable to find his life partner so he had become very sulky. One day he was travelling in train. In his compartant a newly married couple was going for their honeymoon. They were teasing each other with their love.
  • Statue for whole night Mrs Banta was in bed with her lover when she heard Banta opening the front door. `Hurry!` she said,`Stand in the corner.`
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