Family planning!

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    Santa and Banta lived in a double storeyed house. Santa was married, but Banta was a bachelor. Santa lived on the first floor and Banta on the second. Santa had 42 kids.
    Once, officers from the population control department came to Santa`s house to know the reason for the family having 42 kids. Luckily he wasn`t at home, so they asked his wife.
    She replied, "Sab upar wale di kripa hegi hai(It is all due to the one above)!".
    Poor Banta got arrested for nothing.
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