| Santa bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandhar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he did not reach in the evening, and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him, "Arre Puttar, ki hoya ?" Santa got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Mrutti wale paagal ho gaye hain! Agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaae hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik ?" (These Maruti guys have gone crazy, they ve made four gears for going forward and just one for going back!) |