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    Banta was recruited as a salesman in a music shop where cassettes, music records, gramophones etc. were sold. The proprietor, at the time of the interview, had instructed him that if any customer asked for any item which was not in the stock, he should suggest for an alternative instead of refusing the demand.
    One day, a pretty young girl of 18 entered the shop and asked Banta, " Mr., Have you got TWO LIPS & SEVEN KISSES ?"
    The record was not in the stock hence Banta suggested," No madam, I have not got two lips and seven kisses but I have got TWO BALLS AND SEVEN INCHES."
    The girl exclaimed," Is it a record?"
    Salesman answered," No madam, it`s quite NORMAL."
  • Puncture or not! Once Banta was sitting in his drawing room with his cock inside a glass filled with water.
    His wife came and asked what the hell he was doing.
  • Three Nuns! Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, 'I was cleaning in Father`s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic...
  • Fun in Hell A guy dies and wakes up to find he is in hell. He`s really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thinks to himself `I know I lead a wild life but I wasn`t that bad. I never thought it would come to this.` Looking up he sees that it is his turn to be processed into hell. With fear and a heavy heart, he walks up to the counselor.
  • Who is better? Once Banta and his girl friend were fighting over who was a better at thinking better. They both decided to think for a minute and present their thoughts a minute later Banta presented a poem - Two plus Two is Four plus five is nine
  • Power of Healing ! Banta had reached in his early 40`s yet he was unable to find his life partner so he had become very sulky. One day he was travelling in train. In his compartant a newly married couple was going for their honeymoon. They were teasing each other with their love.
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