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Santa and Banta decided to start a business. They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. They waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed but nobody turned up.
WHY ? - B`cos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed"
After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. They waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days, a week but no car came to their garage.
WHY ? - B`cos their garage was on the first floor.
- Santa and his Maruti Santa bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandhar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the...
- Lift to Santa! Once Banta met Santa at market place.
Banta asked,'Santa can I give you lift... - Betting Banta ! Santa saw that his friend Banta was very depressed.
'What happened?' asked Santa.
'Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . '
'How come ?' 'Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and Australia was being shown live... - Situation changes! Recently I answered the phone and it was a sales person from a long distance company. They asked for my late father by name...
- Dishwasher almost kills man! An Austrian man narrowly escaped death when he fell onto an open dishwasher and was speared by a knife...