| A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick.
So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old man
Planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The
Courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite
of the half-century age difference. On the first night of her
Honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover a 12-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The elderly gentleman replied, "There are just two things I Can`t stand- the sound of a woman screaming and the smell of burning rubber." |