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    A man was sentenced last week to two years in prison for faking his death three times to beat drunk driving charges.
    Peter C. Gentry was first arrested in 1991, but an official looking death certificate sent to authorities said he had died in a Los Angeles auto crash, and the case was dismissed.
    In 1994, he was arrested again and sent in another death certificate.
    A year later, Gentry was again arrested and supposedly died this time of "denzor hemorrhagic fever" in Africa.

    There is no such disease.
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    It all started at 9 a.m. when, cops say, he rammed into a parked car. Rahman said the car rammed into his cab, he even called police...
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