| A man, should showing off his knowledge to another, asked if he knew what shape the world was. "I don`t know," said the second. "Give me a clue." "It is the same shape as the buttons on my jacket," said the first. "Square," said the second. "That is my Sunday jacket," said the first. "I meant my weekday jacket. Now what shape is the world?" "Square on Sunday, round on weekday," said the second man. Contributed by:-Mr.Singh email address:- funnyjokes@rediffmail.com |