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    "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
    Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 for the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
    At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
    "How much for a season pass?"
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