Blonde customer

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    A window salesman telephoned his blonde customer.
    "Ms. Brown, our company replaced all your windows with triple-glazed models more than a year ago, and we still haven`t received a single payment."
    "But,", the blonde protested, "You promised me they would pay for themselves in 12 months."
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