Getting Older!!

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    Mona and Julia are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time; Shifrah is upset because she thinks her husband doesn`t find her attractive anymore.
    "As I get older he doesn`t bother to look at me!" Julia cries.
    "I`m so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day." replies Mona.
    "Yes, but your husband`s an antique dealer.
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