Just saves time!

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    Cindy asked an old friend to go out for a drink with her after work.
    “I don’t understand,” Cindy complained. “When people find out I’m a lawyer, they take an instant dislike to me. Why would they do that?”
    Her friend appeared to think for a moment and then suggested, “Maybe it just saves time.”

    Contributed by:-Mr.Sham Singh
    email address:- funnyjokes@rediffmail.com
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