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    A man walking on the beach came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a genie actually appeared.
    "For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes," said the genie.
    "But there`s a catch," the genie continued. "For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will receive double what you asked for."
    First, the man wished for a Ferrari. POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of him. "Now, every lawyer in the world has been given two Ferraris," said the genie.
    "What is your next wish?"
    "I could really use a million dollars." replied the man, and POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.
    "Now, every lawyer in the world is two million dollars richer," the genie reminded the man, and then asked him for his third wish.
    The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney."
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