•  

    A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she`d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
    Cop: Do you know where you were going?
    Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad `cause all the people are leaving.
  • Just saves time! Cindy asked an old friend to go out for a drink with her after work.
    “I don’t understand,” Cindy complained. “When people find out I’m a lawyer, they take an...
  • Lessons from a pro Three aspiring golfers were taking lessons from a pro. The first guy hit the ball far to the right. Pro said that it was due to...
  • Getting Older!! Mona and Julia are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time; Shifrah is upset because she thinks her husband doesn`t find her...
  • Blonde customer A window salesman telephoned his blonde customer.
    'Ms. Brown, our company replaced all your windows with triple-glazed models more than a year ago, and we still haven`t received...
  • Get in line!! A long New Orleans style funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band, it’s lead by a man walking a lion. Behind the coffin walk at least 200 people. A bystander asks the man...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT