| One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you`d like to talk about or ask me?" "Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy." "That`s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?" "Yeah, and they`re in favor 15 to 2." Contributed by:-Pinky email address:- jokes@rediffmail.com |