My doctor is better than your doctor!

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    Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors.
    The first one said, "I don`t trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a liver ailment."
    "So what makes you think your doctor is any better?" asked his friend.
    "Because when my doctor treats you for a kidney ailment, you can be sure you`ll die of a kidney ailment."
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    He asked the bartender, 'Do you serve lawyers here?'
    'Sure do,' replied the...
  • The wrong way! A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she`d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
    Cop: Do you know where you...
  • Lawyers` luck? A man walking on the beach came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a genie actually appeared.
    'For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three...
  • Just saves time! Cindy asked an old friend to go out for a drink with her after work.
    “I don’t understand,” Cindy complained. “When people find out I’m a lawyer, they take an...
  • Lessons from a pro Three aspiring golfers were taking lessons from a pro. The first guy hit the ball far to the right. Pro said that it was due to...
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