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    Once Banta returned home late from a booze party. He was little over. He put his one hand on wall and tried to put key in the hole, with his other hand to open the lock. But the key missed the hole. He tried it so many times but every time the key missed the hole.
    Santa was observing this for a while, so he came forward to help.
    Santa- Can I help you put the key in the hole?
    Banta- No I shall manage the key, You just hold the wall because it is shaking too much.
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