| A man suspected his wife of seeing another man; so he hired a famous Chinese detective to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later he received this report: Most honorable Sir: You leave the house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch. He and she leave the house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with Me. Fall out of tree, not see. NO FEE. |