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    A woman playing golf was stung by a bee. Afraid she`d have an allergic reaction, she ran back to the clubhouse to find the pro.
    Finding him, she says breathlessly, "I`ve been stung by a bee! What shall I do?"
    "Where were you stung?" the pro asks.
    "Between the first and second hole!"
    "Lady, we gotta work on your stance."
  • Hunting License !! A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to enforce the laws pending. He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, 'Looks like you`ve had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your...
  • By popular demand... One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, 'You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you`d like to talk about...
  • Prenatal checkup There were three women who were at the gynecologist having prenatal checkups. The doctor asked the first woman 'in what position was the baby conceived ?''He was on...
  • Season pass? 'The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all malestudents, and the male dormitory to the female students.
    Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 for...
  • Lack of desire! According to Salt Lake City police, a 27 year old woman called 911 because her husband refused to have sex with her.
    By the time the police arrived, the nearly nude...
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