Permanent erectionA man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed...
I am still a virginA lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, 'Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a...
Stance??A woman playing golf was stung by a bee. Afraid she`d have an allergic reaction, she ran back to the clubhouse to find the pro. Finding him, she says...
`Golf Course or Intercourse?` Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued. First Guy: 'Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that...
Hunting License !!A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to enforce the laws pending. He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, 'Looks like you`ve had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your...