The Golf club!

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    The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit into a sand trap.
    All the while, he`d noticed that the club professional had been watching.
    "What club should I use now?" he asked the pro.
    "I don`t know," the pro replied.
    "What game are you playing?"
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