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    Emily Sue passed away, and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
    "Where do you live?" asked the operator.
    Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
    The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
    There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How `bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
  • The Golf club! The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a fewtrees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods.Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hitinto a sand trap.
    All the while, he`d noticed that the club professional...
  • The route to Heaven! Three men : a philosopher, a mathematician and Santa, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the Pearly Gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.
    'Gentlemen,' the Devil started, 'Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St Peter has...
  • Unusual Defense !! A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: 'My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense...
  • Poor Princess Diana! Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Di, Di who?
    See, easily forgotten.  What did Diana do in real life?
    Nothing.  Why did Diana...
  • Close to home! GARY, Indiana - Last Monday FBI agents busted a $1,000-a-day cocaine ring being run out of City Hall, allegedly by the city`s chief computer programer...
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