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    A prostitute went to see a doctor...

    Prostitute : Doctor I have a big hole, is there any way to tighten it?My business is going down slope.

    Doctor : Undress and let me examine first...

    The prostitute removes her panties and opens up her legs, exposing her cunt.
    The Doctor moves his head forward with his eyes wide open and exclaims,

    "Wah, such a big hole! Wah, such a big hole! Wah, such a big hole!"

    The prostitute, feeling a bit angry, raised her voice, saying, "Can you stop repeating! If that`s not the case I wouldn`t have come to see you."
    Doctor : I didn`t repeat, the last two were the ECHO...!!!
  • A good sheep! Well, a couple months back there was this trial in the West Virginia courts. A man was being tried for fornicating with a sheep, since that`s illegal an` all. Anyway, the key witness was an old fella who was walking along the highway by the farm where the sheep...
  • Strange sex !!! A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. The doctor asked...
  • Part timer !!! There was a loser who couldn`t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, 'It`s simple. I just say, I`m a lawyer.So the guy went up to a pretty woman and...
  • Honeymoon experiences A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex...
  • Size doesn`t mean anything ! A camera shop owner in Royal Oak, Mich. called police after a roll of film, containing what he believed to be child pornography, was developed. The 45 or so photos pictured what appeared to be a...
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