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    Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetics.
    "Why?", asks the father.
    "The teacher asked `How much is 2x3?` I said `6`"
    "But that`s right!", the father says.
    "Then she asked me `How much is 3x2?`"
    "What`s the fucking difference?", the father enquires.
    "That`s exactly what I said." right!", the father says.
    "Then she asked me `How much is 3x2?`"
    "What`s the fucking difference?", the father enquires.
    "That`s exactly what I said."
  • Relaxation and concentration? Johnny and his father are observing a couple of dogs screwing each other.
    'Dad, what`re the dogs doing?' asks Johnny.
    'Well, the one below has relaxed and the one above...
  • Sleep with me! Johnny`s parents were out of town once and so they asked that young female teacher to stay for that time in their house.
    Before going to bed Johnny says to her 'Oh, please, I`m so afraid to be by myself, please, sleep in my...
  • Mommy`s balloons! Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, 'Mom, what are those things on your chest?'
    Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be...
  • A good hand! Little Johnny is lying in his bed one night and just can`t get to sleep. He decides to go to his parent`s room to go chat to them. Upon entering their room, he sees their blankets going up-and-down.
    Johnny:' Mommy, daddy, what are you doing?'
    Parents:' We are playing...
  • The whole echo! A prostitute went to see a doctor...
    Prostitute : Doctor I have a big hole, is there any way to tighten it?My business is going down slope.
    Doctor : Undress and let me examine...
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