| A flat-chested girl with limited funds went to a surgeon to get her breasts enlarged. The surgeon performed the cheapest procedure possible, which entailed the girl flapping her arms up and down to enlarge her breasts. Afterward, the girl went to the local bar to see what kind of reaction her new tits would get. She decided to flash them at a man who was standing alone in the corner. As she walked toward him, she pumped her tits as big as they`d go. "Hi," she said coyly, "don`t I know you?" No," he answered, furiously pumping his legs together, "but I think we have the same doctor." |