| A couple was driving along a country road. The wife says, "Sweetheart let`s stop and do the same thing we did here forty years ago." The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and he`s immediately on her like a bass on a June bug. They make love like never before. She was screaming and gyrating and SHAKING uncontrollably; and when it was over, much to her husband`s surprise, she fainted! After he revived her and got her back into the car, the husband, quite astounded says: "Darling`, you sure never moved like that forty years ago or anytime since, that I can remember." The woman, gasping for breath, finally able to speak, says: "Forty Years ago that damn fence wasn`t ELECTRIC!!!" |