| Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass by a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. The brunette sighs and says, "Oh damn, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again...for no reason." The blonde looks quizzically at her and asks, "What`s wrong, don`t you like getting flowers?" The brunette replies, "Oh sure...but he always has expectations after buying me flowers, and I really don`t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde asks, "Don`t you have a vase?" |