| A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman`s hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. Fireman: "Hey, little boy. What are you doing?" Little boy: "I`m pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!" The fireman walks over to take a closer look. Fireman: "Little boy, that sure is a nice fire truck!" Little boy: "Thanks, mister." The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. Fireman: "Little boy, I don`t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog`s neck I think you could go faster." Little boy: "You`re probably right mister, but then I wouldn`t have a siren!" |