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    An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, who is chewing gum, sits down beside him.The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat.
    The American asks :`Do you eat the bread entirely?`
    The Indian answers,`Of course!`
    American : `We do not .We only eat the inner part.The crust is put in a container and processed and transformed into flour and sold to India.`
    The Indian says nothing.
    The American continues,`Do you eat this jelly with the bread?`
    Indian : `Of course!`
    American : `We do not. We eat fresh fruits for breakfast and then put the seeds and peels into a container.Later it is processed and transformed to jelly and sold to India.`
    The Indian finally asks,`And what do you do with the condoms after using them?`
    American : `We throw them away,of course!`
    Indian : `We do not. We keep them in containers, process them transform them into chewing gum and sell it to the United States.`
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