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    A village headman once noticed a sudden rise in the population of his village.
    To control it, he requested one of his rich relatives (who was an ardent swadeshi follower) to set up a condom factory near the village. It was done and very soon each unmarried adult male individual started getting condoms for free.
    But after two years the village headman was shocked to find that his village`s population had doubled!
    After investigations the headman went straight to the relative and gave him a good dressing down saying `Fool! Everything shouldn`t be made of KHADI!`
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