The gulping chief!

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    When the tribal chief was suffering from constipation, one of his men goes to a doctor.
    Knowing little English he says, `Big Chief!...... No shit!!`
    The doctor prescribes the medicines for 3 days, which the man gives to his chief. The chief hoping for a faster cure takes all the medicines in one gulp.
    After some time the man runs back to the doctor and says `Big shit!......No Chief!!`
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