The palestinians took them!

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    The Israeli Ambassador is sitting down with Yassir Arafat to try to work out a peace agreement. The Ambassador asks if he might first tell a story. Arafat tells him to go ahead.
    The Ambassador begins.

    "When Moses was in the desert for 40 years, the Jews got very thirsty and Moses asked God for water and there appeared a beautiful lake. The Jews first drank and then bathed themselves. Moses did the same when it was his turn, but when he came out of the water, all his clothes were gone. "Moses shouted, `Where are my clothes? Who took them?"` "The Jews answered, `The Palestinians took them.`"
    Arafat quickly objected by saying that there were no Palestinians at that time.
    he Ambassador looks at Arafat and says, "RIGHT!!! NOW we can begin to negotiate.
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