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    I hope you didn`t take it personally, Reverend," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon."

    "I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher replied.

    "It`s not a reflection on you, sir," insisted the church goer. "Ralph has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child."
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    'Then why are you so sad?' her mother asked.
    'Because he also told me he was...
  • Actual radio conversation! This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South...
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    Doctor: 'Tell me about your...
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    The Ambassador...
  • Final exam!!! At Aberdeen Uni, 4 sophomores were taking Biology. They had done brilliantly in labs, on practicals and tests etc. Each had an `A` so far for the semester. So confident were they before finals that they decided to head down to Edinburgh College for a big party with some mates.
    After a great deal of partying they...
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