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    A father was very anxious to marry off his daughter so he wanted tried impress her first date. "Do you like to screw?" he asks.
    "Huh?!" replied the surprised young man.
    "My daughter, she loves to screw and she`s very good at it. You and she should go screw." carefully explained the father.
    Now very interested, the boy replied, "Yes, sir!" Minutes later the girl came down the stairs, kissed her father goodbye and the couple left.
    After only a few minutes she reappeared, furious, dress torn, hair a mess and screamed, "Dammit, Daddy, get it right, it`s the TWIST!"
  • Fishing?? At the Senior Citizens` luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up and they...
  • Married?? A teacher was helping her students with a math problem. She recited the following story: 'There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the wire?' A boy...
  • looking for bees!! One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and while questioning him about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. 'What`s that' he asked.She explained to him what sex was and he said...
  • Mix up! Mr. Smith went to the Doctor`s office to collect his wife`s test results.
    Receptionist: 'I`m sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now..
  • Sisters of Mercy!!! A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION-10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says...
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