| A 60-year-old woman goes to her doctor for her annual physical checkup. He examines her thoroughly and says, `Well, I`ve got good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you are in wonderful shape. I can`t find anything at all wrong with you.` She then asked `What`s the bad news?` The doctor said `I`m a little surprised, but you`re pregnant!` She flew out of his office, ran home and called her husband at work. When he answered, she blurted out, `You stupid old goat -- you got me pregnant!` After a long pause, he said `I`m sorry, but who is that calling?` |