| A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That`s not quite what I had in mind." Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, "That`s not quite what I had in mind." Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?" She retorts, "I`d like a divorce." He answers, "I hadn`t planned on spending quite that much." |