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    If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $72.

    If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the 5-cent deposit, you would have $79.

    My advice is to start drinking heavily.
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