Little quirks about life...

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    Little Quirks About Life You Notice By The Time You Are Fifty...

    ..Most people deserve each other.
    ..All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.
    ..The one who snores will fall asleep first.
    ..The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.
    ..The gifts you buy your spouse are never as good and apropos as the gifts your neighbor buys their spouse.
    ..Never get overly excited about a man/woman by just the way they look from behind.
    ..If you help a relative in need, he/she will remember you the next time they are in need.
    ..The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.
    ..Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.
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